vogon-poetry
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don’t!
- Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz, in Douglas Adams’ “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”
…and on similar lines we have…
Columnar Layout
Array of Structs
Struct of Arrays
Metadata Medatata
Zero Copy
Distributed
Relational
Data Engineering
VOGON POETRY
concepts like zero-copy-columnar-layout-distributed-vectorized etc. that sound like Vogon Poetry to data engineering teams trying to modernize their game…
Recitals
- Poem 01-001
Zero copy? what zero copy? Buffers? I want to hit someone right now by Vogon Constant Mown
Refs:
- Apache Arrow Specifications
- Apache Arrow on GitHub
-
Apache Arrow Python Cookbook
- Vogons and Vogon Poetry
- Notable Vogons
- HHGTTG
Unrelated learning
- to indent things in markdown - add
because markdown will shave off all whitespaces.